“It is the critic who counts; the man who points out how the strong man misspells, or where the poster of thoughts could have posted them better. The credit belongs to the man who is staring at a screen in a room alone, whose face is marred by adult acne and Flaming Hot Cheetos dust; who trollz valiantly; who meddles, who finds fault again and again, because there is no pleasure without negativity and homophobia; who does actually strive to make disparaging photoshopped memes; who knows great lulz, and great emoticons; who hardly expends himself in a Upworthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of mocking high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while flaming greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who actually try to do stuff or go outside.”
Karl Hess is a person & stand-up comedian & writer who lives in Los Angeles. He enjoys tacos and leisure.
He has performed at the Montreal Just For Laughs Festival, SXSW, San Francisco Sketchfest, The Bridgetown Comedy Festival, the Laughing Skull Comedy Festival in Atlanta at which he was a finalist, HellYes Fest in Austin & New Orleans, and numerous others whose inclusion might render this biographical blurb unwieldy and verbose. He has been featured on Tru TV's "World's Dumbest..", FUSE, written for MTV, and he plays reguarly at the top shows in LA, as well as colleges and clubs across the nation.
Karl was voted by RooftopComedy.com as one of the Best Underground Comics of 2011 and was included on their Silver Nails album, which can be purchased on iTunes by CLICKING HERE
Karl was also featured on the HOLY FUCK Live Comedy Album that features some of the best comics in the world and can be purchased by CLICKING HERE
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